Probe @ The Farm

Probe @ The Farm

Our first ever kinky campout! Come explore, connect, and play under the stars.

Pack your tent, your toy bag, and your curiosity. Probe is leaving the city for our first-ever countryside retreat! Join us at an active produce farm for a weekend of queer connection, hands-on learning, and a full day of curious delights.

By day, soak in the pastoral vibes while exploring workshops like yoga, leatherworking, and rope. Enjoy farm-fresh veggies, delicious eats from the Arlington 5 food truck, and a chance to wander, learn, and play in the open air. The farm will stay PG until evening, but don’t worry, things heat up after dark.

After dinner, we’ll turn up the energy with karaoke, leading into a late-night play party starting at 8PM in a covered space with a stage, DJ beats until 11PM, and moody music deep into the night. Campers can roll right into their tents and wake up to morning fields, roosters, and community before we pack down by noon on Sunday.

🎟️ Tickets

Choose your adventure:

• Daytime vibes only

• Play Party only

• Full event without camping

• Full event with camping

🕚 11:00 AM – Gates Open 

Arrive, check in, set up your campsite, and get grounded. Explore the farm, register for workshops, and connect with friends new and old. If you’re seeking transport, this is when to be at Probe Ottawa to load you and your gear onto the Probe-bus! 

🌞 1:00–5:00 PM Afternoon Workshops & Activities 

Choose your adventure with organized activities:

Tantric-touch yoga 1-2PM with Samantha Dove to stretch, connect deeply with yourself & set intention for the day—bring your yoga mat

Leatherworking 1-3PM with CTRL-Craftworks make your own sneaky transforming leather bondage cuffs, all materials provided

Foraged inspiration 1-3PM with Kosmick weaving florals into decorative ties celebrating the pastoral scenery, flowers provided—bring your rope

Flow arts fundamentals 2:30-3:45PM with Elly00p & Saber to get you spinning with playful ways to move your body in rhythm and connection—props provided, bring your own if you have them

Guided painting session 3-5PM with Ariel featuring a naughty twist, all materials provided

Harnessing the great outdoors 3:30-5:30PM with Kosmick bringing you tips and tricks on playing with rope outside and finding pervertables in the wild

🎪1:00–5:00 PM Kinky Vendor Market 

Offering a selection of toys, arts, nibbles and services (still accepting a few more vendors, please contact us if you’d like to be included!)

Reiki energy sessions with Daddy Miel

Tarot & Divination readings with Ruby Scarlets Divination

Floggers & leather from Dracaris Floggers

Sexual health & wellness outreach with MAX Ottawa

Crochet & sewn items from Bec’s Handmade Gifts

Baked treats by Jessey

3d Printed Nerd & Kink goodies from Cardinal Ink Art

Tarot & paintings with Riley

Paddles, floggers & other hitty things from Morningwood Toys

3d printed kink toys & jewelry from Ninja Toolkit Design

Chainmail, art & leather goods from Kosmick Kreations

🥗 Food & Farm Freshness

Arlington 5 will be on site with a food truck selling wildly delicious bites for purchase (veg + gf options available), plus a lineup of custom mocktails made in collaboration with a local brewery. They'll be rolling out a daytime menu with baked goods, snacks, salads, and sandwiches, as well as two curry & rice options in the evening for purchase

You can also support the farm by purchasing produce from the market, straight from field to feast. We will have a kitchen tent set up for those wanting to try their hand at campy culinary arts. 

🎤 5:00–8:00 PM – Rainbow Karaoke

Dinner meets diva energy with Probe’s Rainbow Karaoke hosted by @SwitchLifeSteve. Sing your heart out under the twilight sky while the farm transitions into evening mode.

🔥 6:00–7:00 PM – Cigar Social

Cozy up around the campfire with @LadyFreyAnna and @TherapyDoll for cigars, iced tea, and good conversation. Bring your favourite cigar, beverage (please note this event does not permit alcohol), and a chair or blanket. Light play is welcome, but mostly, just relax, be served, and enjoy the fire.

✨ 7:00–8:00 PM – Flow in the Dark

Undressing the Darkness—Explore the movements learned earlier in the day at Flow Fundamentals with the return of Elly and Saber. They'll demo a variety of LED props, let you take control of where the light falls on your body. Use the flickering lights to undress the shadows and see yourself moving and flowing in a new light.

🌙 8:00 PM–2:00 AM – Play Party

As night falls, the big tent erupts into the biggest play party Probe has ever unleashed. Beneath the stars and a canopy of glowing fairy lights, step into a play party on a scale we’ve never dared before with an open-air playground of desire, energy, and endless possibility.

From 8–11 PM, Probe’s darling DJ sub5paCE, who brings you the beats at DeepRave, will ignite the night with hypnotic, pumping beats. Then we slide into smoother rhythms that carry you through until close.

All around you, the farm transforms into a vast dungeon: towering rigging points, hay bales, and stunning DuoLuxe furniture, alongside inventive setups and creature comforts designed for both intensity and indulgence.

It’s an out-of-this-world night of connection, play, and exploration. Join us under the stars, in the crisp night air, and help us make new traditions.

🌅 Sunday Morning

Coffee and croissants courtesy of CC’s Corner Coffee, plus a gentle wind-down as we pack up and head home by noon.

💡 Logistics to Know

• Tent camping is available—bring your own gear (no RVs). Looking for resources like a tent? Check out the Ottawa Outdoor Gear Library, an organization lending equipment so folks can enjoy the outdoors. Upon registration let us know if you’d like a spot close to the action or in a more remote location on the property. There will be designated areas for pitching tents. 

  
  

• A bus will transport attendees and gear from Probe at 41 York St. at 11 AM to the farm. A return bus will depart the farm at 11 AM on Sunday morning. Please indicate when purchasing your ticket if you would like to utilize this option—there is no additional charge. 

  
  

• Porta-potties will be on site, including a wheelchair-accessible unit.

  
  

• No pets are allowed in the camping or main event area, unless they are a service animal. 

  
  

• There is no running water and electricity will not be available to attendees. Please bring drinking water (well water is provided on site) and charge your electronics before arriving. If you have any accessibility requirements, please reach out to us to discuss. 

  
  

• There is a fire pit for gathering; no additional campfires will be permitted. 

  
  

• Please provide the same respect to the farm and those who work there as you would to those at Probe. Keep your areas tidy and dispose of garbage in available receptacles. 

  
  

• This is an active produce farm and is open to the public on Saturdays until 5PM. We kindly ask that you remain mindful of this, and we will obscure views and cordon off the main event area as best we can for privacy. 

  
  

• Please obtain consent from everyone involved before taking photos. We also ask that you do not tag Rideau Pine Farms in anything kink related. Additionally, the farmhouse is off limits, as is any neighbouring property. 

  
  

• Quiet time begins at 11PM; low music and play are welcome until 2AM. 

  
  

• As this is a commercial venue, the same rules apply here as at Probe: we do not hold a liquor license and BYOB is prohibited.

Want to arrange a group activity at the farm? Reach out and let us know what you’re planning at probeottawa@gmail.com

Looking to be part of our volunteer crew for the weekend? We'll have shifts available on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday so let us know if you want to pitch in and get access to the event in exchange for some helping hands.

At Probe, inclusivity is at the heart of everything we do. We welcome all individuals of all sexual orientations, genders, and identities. Our aim is to create an environment where everyone feels respected, valued, and free to express themselves authentically. The farm is wheelchair accessible. Our goal is to provide an accessible, inclusive space. If you have any questions or have specific accommodation requests, please reach out to us.

A membership is required to attend our play parties. If you haven't secured your membership yet, be sure to do so before the play party portion of the event! You can sign up for your membership on our site here or can be purchased at the "door".

Tickets are available on a sliding scale to promote inclusivity and accessibility. We offer limited “supported” and “sustain” tickets at a lower price for community members who might otherwise be unable to attend. Please choose the ticket price that makes this event accessible to you. If you’d like to support event accessibility, consider purchasing a “generous” or “benevolent” ticket, which helps subsidize lower-price options. All ticket types provide the same access to the event.

Please note that bringing alcohol is not allowed.

Our dedicated Dungeon Monitors (DMs) will be present, equipped with bug spray, attentively supervising the play areas and offering assistance to ensure everyone's safety.